lit: a dick like this for an ass like that
meaning: if somebody tells you a blatant lie or exaggeration you reply with a lie of your own. when the liar then comments on the impossibility of your statement you say: a dick like this for an asshole like that". Instantly the first liar understand that you were not fooled!
Although uncertain a likely origin of the story lies in a joke about two passengers on a ship where one of them boasts to his mate that he would be able to "shit out an island" on which the passengers could safely remain, were the ship to sink. His friend replies by saying they could make use of his penis to climb over to this said island. The island-shitting man says: "what a terrible liar you are! nobody could have a member that size!" to which our hero replies: "well for an asshole like yours, you'll need a dick like this!"
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